Signature Theatre · Arlington (Shirlington)
Safety Not Guaranteed
Mar 3 – Apr 12
If you love character-driven comedies with genuine emotional stakes and don't mind theatrical logic that favors the heart over plausibility, this lands squarely in your wheelhouse. This isn't for audiences needing everything explained or characters they can easily pin down—it requires a willingness to meet the material's gentle weirdness halfway.
Last updated February 19, 2026 · Summaries written by Theaterloop editors with AI assistance
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